jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

  • cellular number
  • snapchat
  • twitter
  • facebook
  • skype
  • email
  • facetime
  • first born

you know, anything you want

(Source: jo--harvelle)

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

drunkonsnocaine:

ifyouhadwings:

teamniceboyfriends:

IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that

YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste

IF YOU DON’T FUCKING LIKE MY FANDOM YOU won’t get anon hate from me because I understand we have different interests.

babypithair:

sammygetthesalt:

if you’re procrastinating and you know it clap your hands

i’ll clap later